your semen would taste better if it was nuked for 30 seconds.

when your mother called, i faked it.

she fucked them to see their 'ok' face.

when in doubt, pull out.

you couldn't be any more dead.

touch my tits, i'm screaming for it.

give me a hint, i'm wasted and blitzed.

when you last fucked me, i cried.

when you get there, tell me and i will give you the rest of the directions.

she was delusional. he would scream.

he wouldn't mind showing off his scrotum.

she realized, rock n roll was for 'hasbeens'.

touch me, i am yours.

kiss me with my eyes closed.

forget what i said: i meant, yes.