last night i did four hair cuts at 203 ashe st. and it was bang up! in a wonderfully sexy laurie style. i tell you what. i felt in my habitat on the porch, sweating, drinking pbr and cutting sexy hairstyles for boys and girls.

i named the styles i liked the most. those being:

a) rita's - "down by the train tracks" - a take on america's crazed fashion.faux.mullet.hawk.

b) paxton's - "mother's ham and cheese" - good, old fashioned boy's porch cut which looks the same in the end.

c) mike's - "slim fast" - he needed a thinning. i gave him a shearing.

the other cut was just this girl with long, straight, blonde hair and she wanted me to feather it. not really important. ahh. what the heck.

d) blonde girl - "heathers" - feathered ends.

from now on, i am always carrying my haircutting case including everything... esp the lollipops! i am now raleigh.chapellhill. hair superstar. i want to name and style every inch of hair. come to me, dear heads... come sit in my chair.