steel drum band
spotlight
velvet rug
velvet ropes
"i support..." paper sheets stuck to the window
plexi glass table with actor inside with lots of change and a kitty litter box/change slot and lots of expensive snack foods that artholes like
fog machine rad lights
zip line sound machines
black line specs for all
creepy camera photos of participants/back room with "pin the tail on the..."
pie in the face of those you support
use the bible, the independent, or pay for toilet paper
record player with hidden tweakalizer dj underneath
"period pieces" hung on walls
photo shopped pics of favorite inanimate objects as heads on nude bodies
all anonymous.
xo
i need a grant.