i've planned an outrageous trip to amsterdam, including a five night stay at a place called: HOTEL V.

i'm making enough money to make my nose bleed, but instead i am keeping it all in a small box. a small, expensive box.

i want to fuck everyone.

humans are a real fucking dumb species for setting standards on how much sex it is normal to have. imagine rabbits calling each other sluts.

noel got arrested on new year's day.

i need to find a copy of that smiths song that the postal service remade.

journal CPR =i am working everyfuckingdayuntilTgetsbackfromNYC.